Catching a Witch Alive

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Catching a Witch Alive

Catching a Witch Alive

Author: A baleen whale.

Categories: words and feelings

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Why do we dissect witches? Because they're evil, because they beat old mages to death with their fists, because they hog 80% of the world's chocolate. Witches must die! And today, we've captured a witch alive, so how can we let the opportunity for a public execution pass us by?

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